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Saturday, 10 June 2017

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Would you rather live in a world where Santa Claus was real or live in the Star Wars universe?

4) Which is the highest percentage of gift givers?

5) Biggest selling single?

3) Which is the biggest sum of money?

2) What causes the most injuries?

1) What weighs the most?

6) Fold me to the Moon

5) Supernovas and sneezes

4) One small step for a rock band

3) The vastness of space

2) Extreme diets

1) The planet 'Marjory'

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1) Extreme measures for love

2) Valentine's Day was a recent invention.

3) Getting the wooden spoon.

4) Married in blue.

5) Women buy more Valentine’s cards than men.

6) Say it with flowers.

1) Fiji - Lock up your guitars...

2) Tanzania - Prank a pregnant woman...

3) Thailand - A massive water fight...

4) Vietnam - Insect roulette...

5) Spain - Eating 12 grapes at midnight...

6) England - Getting totally drunk...

1) Swiss Santa kidnaps kids in his sack...

2) Santa has his own post code...

3) Girls write more considerate letters to Santa than boys...

4) Kids angry at parents over Santa...

5) Coca Cola created the red Santa suit...

6) Treats for Santa from around the world...

1) Witch burning statistics and witch crimes...

2) Explosive flatulence...

3) UK national debt of £1.06 trillion...

4) Bells in coffins...

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6) Helium deaths...

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